Too much beer last night! I think it was some sort of sudo Austrian beer but either way it wasnt the sort I would normally would have drunk. But, as it goes it was quite good and I feel okay this morning, evenif I did eat a Kebab.

The night began with me being invited to a meeting of the alloment society committee on which I have a plot. As I run the website aspect for them they asked me down. One vote later and I was on the committee which I hadnt expected! Being clearly 20 years younger than most I enquired as to whether I would need to buy a flat cap and a pipe, ferrets or pigeons but these are optional apparently. Having concluded the meeting, and several beers, a few of the committee members myself included stayed on to quaff much more beer while continuing to discuss the issues raised during the meeting further (if not more drunkenly and possibly more passionately in some cases than before!)

I staggered home. It took me 30 minutes, I knew there had been 3 or 4 reasons why I should have driven instead - not least the fact I wouldnt have been drunk, would have got home at a reasonable hour and finally would not have committed the final act of the evening in buying the afore mentioned kebab.

Kebabs are strange things. In life I have tried them sober ONCE and would never do it again. But in drunkeness they are appealing. Its usually the morning after when it feels as if a badger has slept and possibly urinated (i could have said worse!) in your mouth for a month that makes me wonder why I eat them?

As I sat (finally) on my sofa the cats attemting to avoid my best intentions of offering them Kebab meat I wondered why my NTL box had turned into some rather strange stop watch as numbers whizzed across the display screen of the digital box. It finally printed a coherrent message "err4". fantastic! Drunk, with Kebab, and nothing to at least attempt to watch on the prime time slot of drunken tv - best veiwed as such as it really is quite simply trash! However, some of the adverts can be quite entertaining, you know the ones that go on and on about how they can clean you carpet is 3 seconds flat removing all forms or stain and possibly colouring and perhaps a few of your fingers yet still 8 hours later they are still telling you how amazing their product is. Naturally normal people would have turned over or bought it already but this is a world of tv frequented by the drunkards, the student and those on illicit substances.

I finally passed out and awoke to find the cats still hadnt eaten the remains of the offending food item and that my NTL box was still telling me "err4" much to my releif as this indicates I wasnt that drunk and a simple phone call will hopefully resolve the matter.

one coffee later and I am ready for the rest of the new day.